League Table

Pos Name Week Pnts Pnts
1 Freddies Dream Team 47 1106
2 As The Crowe Flies 17 1087
3 Ta Daaaj 14 1041
4 Hot Rocks FC 19 1032
5 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 33 966
6 Mike Is A Paedo 17 943
7 Adiós Ronaldo 31 929
8 Arthur Wait Massive 19 909
9 Burlington Athletic 28 871
10 San Venganza 21 849
11 Crowe Evo 23 846
12 Grampus 8 My Hampster 3 803
13 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 14 766
14 Up The Kingdom 9 757
15 The Red Diablos 19 737
16 BrandMasters FC 17 614

Team Details


Goalkeeper List

Rules Last Updated: 9th August 2016 @ 11:45


1.00 Teams

1.10 - All teams must consist of one goalkeeper, four defenders, four midfielders and two forwards. Positions are as defined by the Daily Telegraph fantasy football.

1.20 - Where a players position is altered by the Daily Telegraph the manager must restore the 4-4-2 formation at the earliest transfer night.

1.30 - Where a team contains ineligible players or illegal formations following the earliest transfer night the points scored by those players will not be counted.

1.40 - Each team must drop a minimum of 4 players at the beginning of the pre-season transfer night and before any other business takes place.

1.50 - Where a manager cannot attend the pre-season transfer night he must nominate his 4 players to drop beforehand. If this is not done his lowest scoring four players may be dropped on his behalf.

2.00 Scoring

2.10 - All points are as detailed in the Daily Telegraph fantasy football.

2.20 - The scoring system is subject to change at any time.

3.00 Transfers

3.10 - All transferring of players can only take place at an official transfer night.

3.20 - There will be four transfer nights during the course of a season. Unless stated otherwise these will be on the last Wednesday before the opening game of the season, the first Wednesday in November and the first Wednesday in February.

3.30 - The dates of the transfer window may be subject to change to ensure the highest possible attendance. It is the responsibility of all managers to ensure they are available for transfer nights.

3.40 - Players will be bid for up to a value of £50, upon which time the bidding will go to a sealed bid.

3.50 - Transfers between clubs must take place in front of all managers at a transfer night. The selling manager must accept the highest bid over the stated minimum price.

3.60 - No swapping of players or "loan" deals are permitted.

3.70 - The selling manager must donate 10% of the sale price to the prize pot.

3.80 - A transfer limit of £400 applies to all teams over the course of a season. The cost of "Club to club" transfers are included towards the £400. No club will be permitted to spend more than £400 under any circumstances.

3.85 - The players position (GK, DEF, MID, STR) order of the transfer nights are decided on the night.

3.90 - In the event of 2 players both bidding their maximum budget of £400, the team who finished lowest in the league from the previous season wins.

3.95 - After each transfer night all team managers can make free transfers for a set amount of hours after the website has been updated. This will be on a first come first served basis. The time will be set by the website administrator on the dreamteam whatsapp group.

3.96 - Club to club transfers can be done at any time during the night as long as it is put to the whole group.

4.00 Prizes & Payments

4.10 - Entry will cost £30 per team, paid at the start of each season, which is void for any new teams competing.

4.20 - All entry payments and transfer payments to be made in cash or by BAKs at the end of each transfer night.

4.30 - Prize money will be paid in cash at the specified prize giving night.

4.40 - The date of the prize giving night is variable but will be no later than the pre-season transfer night.

4.50 - The prize pot will be distributed as follows:

4.51 - 1st Place = 40%

4.52 - 2nd Place = 20%

4.53 - 3rd Place = 10%

4.54 - 4th Place = 5%

4.55 - Cup Winner = 17.5%

4.56 - Top Goalscorer = 7.5%

4.60 - The prize pot will consist of: All public transfer proceeds, all entry fee proceeds and 30% of private transfer proceeds. The amount of the total prize pot will be displayed on the website through the course of the season. Reasonable deductions will be made to cover costs of trophies, engraving and gifts.

4.70 - The top goalscorer prize is awarded to the manager with the highest scoring player. Only premier league goals count.

5.00 The Event of a Draw

5.10 - In the event of a draw in the final league standings the prizes will be shared. eg: Where two teams are tied for first place they will share equally the first and second prizes. Where two teams are tied for second place they will share equally the second and third prizes.

5.20 - In the event of a draw in the round stages of the cup the home team will progress.

5.30 - In the event of a draw in the cup final the prize will be shared equally between the two finalists.

5.40 - In the event of a draw in the top goalscorer competition the prize will be shared equally between the winning managers.

6.00 Rule Changes

6.10 - Changes or additions to the above rules can only be made following a vote and majority acceptance by the managers. Unless majority acceptance is achieved the rule will remain unchanged.

6.20 - Votes on rule changes can only take place at a transfer night, prize giving or AGM. All managers carry an equal vote. The majority decision is final.

6.30 - These rules supersede all previous rules.

6.40 - In instances of dispute or discrepancy the majority decision of all managers will be final.

Injury Table

Name Injury Return Date

Dreamteam Auction History



Season 2022-23

Position Name Points
1 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1514
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1508
3 Mike Is A Paedo 1310
4 Ta Daaaj 1292
5 San Venganza 1285
6 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1266
7 Up The Kingdom 1219
8 BrandMasters FC 1138
9 As The Crowe Flies 1094
10 Adiós Ronaldo 1082
11 Hot Rocks FC 1060
12 Crowe Evo 1026
13 The Red Diablos 1024
14 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 1018
15 Freddies Dream Team 985
16 Burlington Athletic 939


Season 2021-22

Position Name Points
1 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1431
2 Hot Rocks FC 1416
3 Arthur Wait Massive 1404
4 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1384
5 As The Crowe Flies 1323
6 San Venganza 1275
7 Adiós Ronaldo 1222
8 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 1203
9 The Red Diablos 1203
10 Up The Kingdom 1162
11 Mike Is A Paedo 1142
12 Freddies Dream Team 1140
13 BrandMasters FC 1068
14 Burlington Athletic 1043
15 Crowe Evo 911
16 Ta Daaaj 872


Season 2020-21

Position Name Points
1 Arthur Wait Massive 1484
2 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1343
3 San Venganza 1312
4 Freddies Dream Team 1142
5 As The Crowe Flies 1135
6 The Red Diablos 1096
7 Face2Face FC 1091
8 Mike Is A Paedo 1090
9 Up The Kingdom 1083
10 LeaveMyArseAlona 1082
11 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1048
12 Viva Ronaldo 1047
13 Burlington Athletic 942
14 Hot Rocks FC 917
15 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 895
16 Barclays First XI 867


Season 2019-20

Position Name Points
1 Up The Kingdom 1503
2 The Red Diablos 1407
3 Hot Rocks FC 1386
4 San Venganza 1374
5 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1324
6 As The Crowe Flies 1195
7 LeaveMyArseAlona 1171
8 Arthur Wait Massive 1146
9 Face2Face FC 1132
10 Mike Is A Paedo 1069
11 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1029
12 Freddies Dream Team 1025
13 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 983
14 Burlington Athletic 952
15 Viva Ronaldo 922
16 Barclays First XI 827


Season 2018-19

Position Name Points
1 Up The Kingdom 1469
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1449
3 The Red Diablos 1385
4 San Venganza 1344
5 Burlington Athletic 1339
6 Freddies Dream Team 1332
7 Hot Rocks FC 1323
8 LeaveMyArseAlona 1248
9 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1140
10 Mike Is A Paedo 1111
11 As The Crowe Flies 1067
12 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1011
13 Face2Face FC 900
14 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 891
15 Viva Ronaldo 865
16 Barclays First XI 781


Season 2017-18

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1544
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1398
3 San Venganza 1365
4 Mike Is A Paedo 1347
5 Up The Kingdom 1271
6 LeaveMyArseAlona 1204
7 Burlington Athletic 1130
8 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1013
9 Freddies Dream Team 986
10 Barclays First XI 949
11 As The Crowe Flies 941
12 Grampus 8 My Hampster 940
13 Viva Ronaldo 911
14 Hot Rocks FC 903
15 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 900
16 Face2Face FC 852


Season 2016-17

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1594
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1533
3 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 1467
4 San Venganza 1434
5 Mike Is A Paedo 1287
6 Burlington Athletic 1253
7 Up The Kingdom 1220
8 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1124
9 Hot Rocks FC 1097
10 Viva Ronaldo 1077
11 Barclays First XI 1045
12 Freddies Dream Team 1045
13 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 984
14 LeaveMyArseAlona 973
15 As The Crowe Flies 789
16 Face2Face FC 767


Season 2015-16

Position Name Points
1 LeaveMyArseAlona 1439
2 Mike Is A Paedo 1313
3 Up The Kingdom 1267
4 The Red Diablos 1262
5 Arthur Wait Massive 1251
6 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1217
7 Burlington Athletic 1185
8 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1161
9 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1146
10 Hot Rocks FC 1135
11 As The Crowe Flies 1115
12 Viva Ronaldo 987
13 Barclays First XI 979
14 San Venganza 971
15 Absolutely Fabregas 895
16 Face2Face FC 827


Season 2014-15

Position Name Points
1 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1240
2 The Red Diablos 1230
3 Burlington Athletic 1169
4 Up The Kingdom 1164
5 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1142
6 Mike Is A Paedo 1029
7 Hot Rocks FC 1023
8 As The Crowe Flies 1011
9 Face2Face FC 995
10 LeaveMyArseAlona 963
11 San Venganza 928
12 Viva Ronaldo 903
13 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 901
14 Absolutely Fabregas 884
15 Arthur Wait Massive 760
16 Barclays First XI 707


Season 2013-14

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1581
2 Hot Rocks FC 1193
3 San Venganza 1123
4 Arthur Wait Massive 1091
5 Barclays First XI 1079
6 Burlington Athletic 1068
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1045
8 Mike Is A Paedo 1039
9 Up The Kingdom 1009
10 LeaveMyArseAlona 977
11 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 977
12 Viva Ronaldo 949
13 As The Crowe Flies 923
14 Absolutely Fabregas 891
15 Grampus 8 My Hampster 823
16 Face2Face FC 785


Season 2012-13

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1432
2 Burlington Athletic 1387
3 Mike Is A Paedo 1328
4 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1253
5 San Venganza 1173
6 Arthur Wait Massive 1119
7 Up The Kingdom 1114
8 Hot Rocks FC 1029
9 Viva Ronaldo 997
10 Grampus 8 My Hampster 997
11 Chocolate Love FC 906
12 Back Of The Net! FC 902
13 Absolutely Fabregas 878
14 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 874
15 Face2Face FC 722


Season 2011-12

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1260
2 Mike Is A Paedo 1236
3 San Venganza 1217
4 Burlington Athletic 1186
5 Up The Kingdom 1158
6 Viva Ronaldo 1128
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1112
8 Arthur Wait Massive 1091
9 Hot Rocks FC 1082
10 Absolutely Fabregas 1063
11 Face2Face FC 949
12 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 930
13 Grampus 8 My Hampster 897
14 Back Of The Net! FC 729
15 Chocolate Love FC 686


Season 2010-11

Position Name Points
1 Hot Rocks FC 1281
2 Up The Kingdom 1209
3 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1146
4 Burlington Athletic 1132
5 Viva Ronaldo 1096
6 Mike Is A Paedo 1080
7 San Venganza 1077
8 Arthur Wait Massive 1065
9 Absolutely Fabregas 1039
10 The Red Diablos 987
11 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 926
12 Face2Face FC 907
13 Dry White United 840
14 Back Of The Net! FC 715


Season 2009-10

Position Name Points
1 Burlington Athletic 1093
2 Absolutely Fabregas 1071
3 Up The Kingdom 1061
4 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1025
5 Viva Ronaldo 1019
6 The Red Diablos 1014
7 Hot Rocks FC 1012
8 Arthur Wait Massive 960
9 Face2Face FC 899
10 Mike Is A Paedo 892
11 Dry White United 855
12 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 733
13 Back Of The Net! FC 727
14 San Venganza 692


Season 2008-09

Position Name Points
1 Up The Kingdom 1220
2 The Red Diablos 1118
3 Face2Face FC 1095
4 Hot Rocks FC 1074
5 Viva Ronaldo 1062
6 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1001
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 964
8 Dry White United 957
9 Burlington Athletic 932
10 Absolutely Fabregas 908
11 Mike Is A Paedo 890
12 Michaels Monkeys 878
13 Back Of The Net! FC 854
14 San Venganza 687
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